he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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