bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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