Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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