I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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