who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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