I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dick very happy bro
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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