suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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