that's an acceptable place to lick
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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