You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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