Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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