I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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