I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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