you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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