is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The feeling are messing with the penis
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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