Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
