So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I showed him my bush... on skype.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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