chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm having to shit out rocks
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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