maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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