she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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