So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Congratulations! We have a period
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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