idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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