in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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