Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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