Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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