Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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