:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We have started to decorate penises.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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