I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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