Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I wish you could order shots online.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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