I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
no. you can't hotbox the world.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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