I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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