weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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