No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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