I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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