If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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