Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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