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Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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