let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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