Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
All I want is dick and wine.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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