How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I would fuck him just for his dog
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