It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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