guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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