love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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