She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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