from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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