i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
