Kiss
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Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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