normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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