Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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