do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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