Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You know, be my cock's hype man.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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