my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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