I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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